“They’re not mindless minions. See? The proof is right there! That noodley part…” –Dr. Spider
Dr. Spider insists there’s absolutely nothing wrong with his basic zombies. They may not be able to speak, or move terribly fast, or follow complex instructions (or ANY instructions beyond ‘Eat Hero Brains’). And yet, they’re a cheap, plentiful, and effective barrier to Guild invasions. And have we not mentioned the Zombie Spring Cotillion? Such a grand affair, if somewhat lacking in conversation. Although, the zombies have discovered a rather ingenious method of learning what the others are thinking: Simply swap brains.